its disgusting that i gotta dress like that basic ass bitch jake english to go use the bathroom i say no shirts allowed tbh

its disgusting that i gotta dress like that basic ass bitch jake english to go use the bathroom i say no shirts allowed tbh


crocodilepatronus:

SOUND MAN DUNCAN LEFT THIS COMMENT ON MY SELFIE WITH THE “I HATE EVERYONE” BAG I’M YELLING 

crocodilepatronus:

SOUND MAN DUNCAN LEFT THIS COMMENT ON MY SELFIE WITH THE “I HATE EVERYONE” BAG I’M YELLING 


tamaratunie:

who is gonna be the danny tanner to my uncle joey ie im your best friend so you let me mooch off you for 10 years in your sick expensive house in san francisco in exchange for occasionally making your kids breakfast and teaching them life lessons 


i wish that when people see blankets they think of me i am there in your homes on your bed covering ur hot bod i am a blanket the transformation is complete


i associate are are with batman (specifically the joker) and pretty outfits
and cam with xena and hiking
and both of them with thommy and drarry and each other
and flippy is jimmy just jimmy all the time and kate is pirates and crocodiles and various male actors

and i am just danny devito i dont know how this happened but i think when people see danny devito the think of me and how am i to feel about this


(Source: orangeskins)


skinnybaras:

why is tumblr so in love with all about that bass when the message of the song is literally “your body has worth because men want to fuck curvy girls”


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(Source: yorkcarolina)


Things that would be nice at 4 am

cartouche-dreams:

Long make out session
Back rubs
Cuddles
Deep talks
Forehead kisses
Hearing each other breathe
Holding hands
Laughs and corny jokes


tmirai:

Foam and Worbla armour MEGA TUTORIAL

Tutorial by AmenoKitarou

Super duper awesome and helpful! I am totally going to try this out for my Garrosh cosplay.

(Source: alltheawesomecosplay)